When you’re pouring milk into your cereal and the milk runs out just as you have the perfect amount in the bowl.
Finally found my sons after walking past them a dozen times. Decided to join them.
ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.
LOOK. LOOK AT THIS. DO YOU SEE THIS? THESE ARE MEASUREMENTS AS A GUIDE FOR SIZE… FOR WOMEN’S JEANS. DO YOU SEE THIS MAGNIFICENCE? DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE FIRST PAIR OF JEANS I’VE OWNED IN OVER 10 YEARS THAT I HAVE NOT NEEDED A BELT WITH? AND DO? YOU? KNOW? WHY???? IT’S BECAUSE THEY USED DAMN MEASUREMENTS INSTEAD OF ME HAVING TO GUESS IF THAT SIZE 0, WHICH FITS DIFFERENTLY IN EACH BRAND, IS GONNA FIT ME OR NOT. THIS? THIS RIGHT HERE IS BEAUTIFUL. (ALSO THIS IS CALLED CURVY. I’M NOT CURVY BUT THESE MAKE ME LOOK CURVY AND THEY MAKE ME FEEL VERY PRETTY AND FEMININE AND I FEEL LIKE A LADY FOR ONCE.) FOREVER 21 DOES THIS TOO NOW. BLESS YOU, VANITY. YOU GET ALL THE AWARDS.
NOW, TO EVERY STORE AND MANUFACTURER OUT THERE—TAKE A HINT: DO. THIS. FOR. ALL. YOUR. JEANS.
what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"
"This shield does much damage! I like it!"
"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*